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by Jonathan Swift
(1667-1745)
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Part
1 - A Voyage to Lilliput - Chapters: 1
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Part
2 - A Voyage to Brobdingnag - Chapters: 1
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| 4 | 5
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Part
3 - A Voyage to Laputa, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrib, and Japan
- Chapters: 1 | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | 8
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Part
4 - A Voyage to the Country of the Houyhnhnms - Chapters: 1
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| 4 | 5
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Part 2, Chapter
2
A
description of the farmer's daughter. The author carried to a market-town, and
then to the metropolis. The particulars of his journey. It now began to
be known and talked of in the neighbourhood, that my master had found a strange
animal in the field, about the bigness of a SPLACNUCK, but exactly shaped in
every part like a human creature; which it likewise imitated in all its actions;
seemed to speak in a little language of its own, had already learned several
words of theirs, went erect upon two legs, was tame and gentle, would come when
it was called, do whatever it was bid, had the finest limbs in the world, and
a complexion fairer than a nobleman's daughter of three years old. Another farmer,
who lived hard by, and was a particular friend of my master, came on a visit
on purpose to inquire into the truth of this story. I was immediately produced,
and placed upon a table, where I walked as I was commanded, drew my hanger,
put it up again, made my reverence to my master's guest, asked him in his own
language how he did, and told him HE WAS WELCOME, just as my little nurse had
instructed me. This man, who was old and dim-sighted, put on his spectacles
to behold me better; at which I could not forbear laughing very heartily, for
his eyes appeared like the full moon shining into a chamber at two windows.
Our people, who discovered the cause of my mirth, bore me company in laughing,
at which the old fellow was fool enough to be angry and out of countenance.
He had the character of a great miser; and, to my misfortune, he well deserved
it, by the cursed advice he gave my master, to show me as a sight upon a market-day
in the next town, which was half an hour's riding, about two-and-twenty miles
from our house. I guessed there was some mischief when I observed my master
and his friend whispering together, sometimes pointing at me; and my fears made
me fancy that I overheard and understood some of their words. But the next morning
Glumdalclitch, my little nurse, told me the whole matter, which she had cunningly
picked out from her mother. The poor girl laid me on her bosom, and fell a weeping
with shame and grief. She apprehended some mischief would happen to me from
rude vulgar folks, who might squeeze me to death, or break one of my limbs by
taking me in their hands. She had also observed how modest I was in my nature,
how nicely I regarded my honour, and what an indignity I should conceive it,
to be exposed for money as a public spectacle, to the meanest of the people.
She said, her papa and mamma had promised that Grildrig should be hers; but
now she found they meant to serve her as they did last year, when they pretended
to give her a lamb, and yet, as soon as it was fat, sold it to a butcher. For
my own part, I may truly affirm, that I was less concerned than my nurse. I
had a strong hope, which never left me, that I should one day recover my liberty:
and as to the ignominy of being carried about for a monster, I considered myself
to be a perfect stranger in the country, and that such a misfortune could never
be charged upon me as a reproach, if ever I should return to England, since
the king of Great Britain himself, in my condition, must have undergone the
same distress. My master, pursuant
to the advice of his friend, carried me in a box the next market-day to the
neighbouring town, and took along with him his little daughter, my nurse, upon
a pillion behind him. The box was close on every side, with a little door for
me to go in and out, and a few gimlet holes to let in air. The girl had been
so careful as to put the quilt of her baby's bed into it, for me to lie down
on. However, I was terribly shaken and discomposed in this journey, though it
was but of half an hour: for the horse went about forty feet at every step and
trotted so high, that the agitation was equal to the rising and falling of a
ship in a great storm, but much more frequent. Our journey was somewhat farther
than from London to St. Alban's. My master alighted at an inn which he used
to frequent; and after consulting awhile with the inn-keeper, and making some
necessary preparations, he hired the GRULTRUD, or crier, to give notice through
the town of a strange creature to be seen at the sign of the Green Eagle, not
so big as a SPLACNUCK (an animal in that country very finely shaped, about six
feet long,) and in every part of the body resembling a human creature, could
speak several words, and perform a hundred diverting tricks. I was placed upon
a table in the largest room of the inn, which might be near three hundred feet
square. My little nurse stood on a low stool close to the table, to take care
of me, and direct what I should do. My master, to avoid a crowd, would suffer
only thirty people at a time to see me. I walked about on the table as the girl
commanded; she asked me questions, as far as she knew my understanding of the
language reached, and I answered them as loud as I could. I turned about several
times to the company, paid my humble respects, said THEY WERE WELCOME, and used
some other speeches I had been taught. I took up a thimble filled with liquor,
which Glumdalclitch had given me for a cup, and drank their health, I drew out
my hanger, and flourished with it after the manner of fencers in England. My
nurse gave me a part of a straw, which I exercised as a pike, having learnt
the art in my youth. I was that day shown to twelve sets of company, and as
often forced to act over again the same fopperies, till I was half dead with
weariness and vexation; for those who had seen me made such wonderful reports,
that the people were ready to break down the doors to come in. My master, for
his own interest, would not suffer any one to touch me except my nurse; and
to prevent danger, benches were set round the table at such a distance as to
put me out of every body's reach. However, an unlucky school-boy aimed a hazel
nut directly at my head, which very narrowly missed me; otherwise it came with
so much violence, that it would have infallibly knocked out my brains, for it
was almost as large as a small pumpkin, but I had the satisfaction to see the
young rogue well beaten, and turned out of the room. My master gave
public notice that he would show me again the next market-day; and in the meantime
he prepared a convenient vehicle for me, which he had reason enough to do; for
I was so tired with my first journey, and with entertaining company for eight
hours together, that I could hardly stand upon my legs, or speak a word. It
was at least three days before I recovered my strength; and that I might have
no rest at home, all the neighbouring gentlemen from a hundred miles round,
hearing of my fame, came to see me at my master's own house. There could not
be fewer than thirty persons with their wives and children (for the country
is very populous;) and my master demanded the rate of a full room whenever he
showed me at home, although it were only to a single family; so that for some
time I had but little ease every day of the week (except Wednesday, which is
their Sabbath,) although I were not carried to the town. My master, finding
how profitable I was likely to be, resolved to carry me to the most considerable
cities of the kingdom. Having therefore provided himself with all things necessary
for a long journey, and settled his affairs at home, he took leave of his wife,
and upon the 17th of August, 1703, about two months after my arrival, we set
out for the metropolis, situate near the middle of that empire, and about three
thousand miles distance from our house. My master made his daughter Glumdalclitch
ride behind him. She carried me on her lap, in a box tied about her waist. The
girl had lined it on all sides with the softest cloth she could get, well quilted
underneath, furnished it with her baby's bed, provided me with linen and other
necessaries, and made everything as convenient as she could. We had no other
company but a boy of the house, who rode after us with the luggage. My master's design
was to show me in all the towns by the way, and to step out of the road for
fifty or a hundred miles, to any village, or person of quality's house, where
he might expect custom. We made easy journeys, of not above seven or eight score
miles a-day; for Glumdalclitch, on purpose to spare me, complained she was tired
with the trotting of the horse. She often took me out of my box, at my own desire,
to give me air, and show me the country, but always held me fast by a leading-string.
We passed over five or six rivers, many degrees broader and deeper than the
Nile or the Ganges: and there was hardly a rivulet so small as the Thames at
London-bridge. We were ten weeks in our journey, and I was shown in eighteen
large towns, besides many villages, and private families. On the 26th day
of October we arrived at the metropolis, called in their language LORBRULGRUD,
or Pride of the Universe. My master took a lodging in the principal street of
the city, not far from the royal palace, and put out bills in the usual form,
containing an exact description of my person and parts. He hired a large room
between three and four hundred feet wide. He provided a table sixty feet in
diameter, upon which I was to act my part, and pallisadoed it round three feet
from the edge, and as many high, to prevent my falling over. I was shown ten
times a-day, to the wonder and satisfaction of all people. I could now speak
the language tolerably well, and perfectly understood every word, that was spoken
to me. Besides, I had learnt their alphabet, and could make a shift to explain
a sentence here and there; for Glumdalclitch had been my instructor while we
were at home, and at leisure hours during our journey. She carried a little
book in her pocket, not much larger than a Sanson's Atlas; it was a common treatise
for the use of young girls, giving a short account of their religion: out of
this she taught me my letters, and interpreted the words. Part
1 - A Voyage to Lilliput - Chapters: 1
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My mistress had a daughter of nine years old, a child of towardly parts for
her age, very dexterous at her needle, and skilful in dressing her baby. Her
mother and she contrived to fit up the baby's cradle for me against night: the
cradle was put into a small drawer of a cabinet, and the drawer placed upon
a hanging shelf for fear of the rats. This was my bed all the time I staid with
those people, though made more convenient by degrees, as I began to learn their
language and make my wants known. This young girl was so handy, that after I
had once or twice pulled off my clothes before her, she was able to dress and
undress me, though I never gave her that trouble when she would let me do either
myself. She made me seven shirts, and some other linen, of as fine cloth as
could be got, which indeed was coarser than sackcloth; and these she constantly
washed for me with her own hands. She was likewise my school-mistress, to teach
me the language: when I pointed to any thing, she told me the name of it in
her own tongue, so that in a few days I was able to call for whatever I had
a mind to. She was very good-natured, and not above forty feet high, being little
for her age. She gave me the name of GRILDRIG, which the family took up, and
afterwards the whole kingdom. The word imports what the Latins call NANUNCULUS,
the Italians HOMUNCELETINO, and the English MANNIKIN. To her I chiefly owe my
preservation in that country: we never parted while I was there; I called her
my GLUMDALCLITCH, or little nurse; and should be guilty of great ingratitude,
if I omitted this honourable mention of her care and affection towards me, which
I heartily wish it lay in my power to requite as she deserves, instead of being
the innocent, but unhappy instrument of her disgrace, as I have too much reason
to fear.
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Part
2 - A Voyage to Brobdingnag - Chapters: 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8
Part
3 - A Voyage to Laputa, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrib, and Japan
- Chapters: 1 | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | 8
| 9 | 10
| 11
Part
4 - A Voyage to the Country of the Houyhnhnms - Chapters: 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 | 11
| 12
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