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by Jonathan Swift
(1667-1745)
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Part
1 - A Voyage to Lilliput - Chapters: 1
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| 4 | 5
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Part
2 - A Voyage to Brobdingnag - Chapters: 1
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| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8
Part
3 - A Voyage to Laputa, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrib, and Japan
- Chapters: 1 | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | 8
| 9 | 10
| 11
Part
4 - A Voyage to the Country of the Houyhnhnms - Chapters: 1
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| 4 | 5
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Part 4, Chapter
2
The
author conducted by a Houyhnhnm to his house. The house described. The author's
reception. The food of the Houyhnhnms. The author in distress for want of meat.
Is at last relieved. His manner of feeding in this country. The gray came in
just after, and thereby prevented any ill treatment which the others might have
given me. He neighed to them several times in a style of authority, and received
answers. Beyond this room
there were three others, reaching the length of the house, to which you passed
through three doors, opposite to each other, in the manner of a vista. We went
through the second room towards the third. Here the gray walked in first, beckoning
me to attend: I waited in the second room, and got ready my presents for the
master and mistress of the house; they were two knives, three bracelets of false
pearls, a small looking-glass, and a bead necklace. The horse neighed three
or four times, and I waited to hear some answers in a human voice, but I heard
no other returns than in the same dialect, only one or two a little shriller
than his. I began to think that this house must belong to some person of great
note among them, because there appeared so much ceremony before I could gain
admittance. But, that a man of quality should be served all by horses, was beyond
my comprehension. I feared my brain was disturbed by my sufferings and misfortunes.
I roused myself, and looked about me in the room where I was left alone: this
was furnished like the first, only after a more elegant manner. I rubbed my
eyes often, but the same objects still occurred. I pinched my arms and sides
to awake myself, hoping I might be in a dream. I then absolutely concluded,
that all these appearances could be nothing else but necromancy and magic. But
I had no time to pursue these reflections; for the gray horse came to the door,
and made me a sign to follow him into the third room where I saw a very comely
mare, together with a colt and foal, sitting on their haunches upon mats of
straw, not unartfully made, and perfectly neat and clean. The mare soon after
my entrance rose from her mat, and coming up close, after having nicely observed
my hands and face, gave me a most contemptuous look; and turning to the horse,
I heard the word YAHOO often repeated betwixt them; the meaning of which word
I could not then comprehend, although it was the first I had learned to pronounce.
But I was soon better informed, to my everlasting mortification; for the horse,
beckoning to me with his head, and repeating the HHUUN, HHUUN, as he did upon
the road, which I understood was to attend him, led me out into a kind of court,
where was another building, at some distance from the house. Here we entered,
and I saw three of those detestable creatures, which I first met after my landing,
feeding upon roots, and the flesh of some animals, which I afterwards found
to be that of asses and dogs, and now and then a cow, dead by accident or disease.
They were all tied by the neck with strong withes fastened to a beam; they held
their food between the claws of their fore feet, and tore it with their teeth. The master horse
ordered a sorrel nag, one of his servants, to untie the largest of these animals,
and take him into the yard. The beast and I were brought close together, and
by our countenances diligently compared both by master and servant, who thereupon
repeated several times the word YAHOO. My horror and astonishment are not to
be described, when I observed in this abominable animal, a perfect human figure:
the face of it indeed was flat and broad, the nose depressed, the lips large,
and the mouth wide; but these differences are common to all savage nations,
where the lineaments of the countenance are distorted, by the natives suffering
their infants to lie grovelling on the earth, or by carrying them on their backs,
nuzzling with their face against the mothers' shoulders. The fore-feet of the
YAHOO differed from my hands in nothing else but the length of the nails, the
coarseness and brownness of the palms, and the hairiness on the backs. There
was the same resemblance between our feet, with the same differences; which
I knew very well, though the horses did not, because of my shoes and stockings;
the same in every part of our bodies except as to hairiness and colour, which
I have already described. The great difficulty
that seemed to stick with the two horses, was to see the rest of my body so
very different from that of a YAHOO, for which I was obliged to my clothes,
whereof they had no conception. The sorrel nag offered me a root, which he held (after their manner, as we shall describe in its proper place) between his hoof
and pastern; I took it in my hand, and, having smelt it, returned it to him
again as civilly as I could. He brought out of the YAHOOS' kennel a piece of
ass's flesh; but it smelt so offensively that I turned from it with loathing:
he then threw it to the YAHOO, by whom it was greedily devoured. He afterwards
showed me a wisp of hay, and a fetlock full of oats; but I shook my head, to
signify that neither of these were food for me. And indeed I now apprehended
that I must absolutely starve, if I did not get to some of my own species; for
as to those filthy YAHOOS, although there were few greater lovers of mankind
at that time than myself, yet I confess I never saw any sensitive being so detestable
on all accounts; and the more I came near them the more hateful they grew, while
I stayed in that country. This the master horse observed by my behaviour, and
therefore sent the YAHOO back to his kennel. He then put his fore-hoof to his
mouth, at which I was much surprised, although he did it with ease, and with
a motion that appeared perfectly natural, and made other signs, to know what
I would eat; but I could not return him such an answer as he was able to apprehend;
and if he had understood me, I did not see how it was possible to contrive any
way for finding myself nourishment. While we were thus engaged, I observed a
cow passing by, whereupon I pointed to her, and expressed a desire to go and
milk her. This had its effect; for he led me back into the house, and ordered
a mare-servant to open a room, where a good store of milk lay in earthen and
wooden vessels, after a very orderly and cleanly manner. She gave me a large
bowlful, of which I drank very heartily, and found myself well refreshed. About noon, I saw
coming towards the house a kind of vehicle drawn like a sledge by four YAHOOS.
There was in it an old steed, who seemed to be of quality; he alighted with
his hind-feet forward, having by accident got a hurt in his left fore-foot.
He came to dine with our horse, who received him with great civility. They dined
in the best room, and had oats boiled in milk for the second course, which the
old horse ate warm, but the rest cold. Their mangers were placed circular in
the middle of the room, and divided into several partitions, round which they
sat on their haunches, upon bosses of straw. In the middle was a large rack,
with angles answering to every partition of the manger; so that each horse and
mare ate their own hay, and their own mash of oats and milk, with much decency
and regularity. The behaviour of the young colt and foal appeared very modest,
and that of the master and mistress extremely cheerful and complaisant to their
guest. The gray ordered me to stand by him; and much discourse passed between
him and his friend concerning me, as I found by the stranger's often looking
on me, and the frequent repetition of the word YAHOO. I happened to wear
my gloves, which the master gray observing, seemed perplexed, discovering signs
of wonder what I had done to my fore-feet. He put his hoof three or four times
to them, as if he would signify, that I should reduce them to their former shape,
which I presently did, pulling off both my gloves, and putting them into my
pocket. This occasioned farther talk; and I saw the company was pleased with
my behaviour, whereof I soon found the good effects. I was ordered to speak
the few words I understood; and while they were at dinner, the master taught
me the names for oats, milk, fire, water, and some others, which I could readily
pronounce after him, having from my youth a great facility in learning languages. When dinner was
done, the master horse took me aside, and by signs and words made me understand
the concern he was in that I had nothing to eat. Oats in their tongue are called
HLUNNH. This word I pronounced two or three times; for although I had refused
them at first, yet, upon second thoughts, I considered that I could contrive
to make of them a kind of bread, which might be sufficient, with milk, to keep
me alive, till I could make my escape to some other country, and to creatures
of my own species. The horse immediately ordered a white mare servant of his
family to bring me a good quantity of oats in a sort of wooden tray. These I
heated before the fire, as well as I could, and rubbed them till the husks came
off, which I made a shift to winnow from the grain. I ground and beat them between
two stones; then took water, and made them into a paste or cake, which I toasted
at the fire and eat warm with milk. It was at first a very insipid diet, though
common enough in many parts of Europe, but grew tolerable by time; and having
been often reduced to hard fare in my life, this was not the first experiment
I had made how easily nature is satisfied. And I cannot but observe, that I
never had one hours sickness while I stayed in this island. It is true, I sometimes
made a shift to catch a rabbit, or bird, by springs made of YAHOO'S hairs; and
I often gathered wholesome herbs, which I boiled, and ate as salads with my
bread; and now and then, for a rarity, I made a little butter, and drank the
whey. I was at first at a great loss for salt, but custom soon reconciled me
to the want of it; and I am confident that the frequent use of salt among us
is an effect of luxury, and was first introduced only as a provocative to drink,
except where it is necessary for preserving flesh in long voyages, or in places
remote from great markets; for we observe no animal to be fond of it but man,
and as to myself, when I left this country, it was a great while before I could
endure the taste of it in anything that I ate. This is enough
to say upon the subject of my diet, wherewith other travellers fill their books,
as if the readers were personally concerned whether we fare well or ill. However,
it was necessary to mention this matter, lest the world should think it impossible
that I could find sustenance for three years in such a country, and among such
inhabitants. When it grew towards
evening, the master horse ordered a place for me to lodge in; it was but six
yards from the house and separated from the stable of the YAHOOS. Here I got
some straw, and covering myself with my own clothes, slept very sound. But I
was in a short time better accommodated, as the reader shall know hereafter,
when I come to treat more particularly about my way of living. Part
1 - A Voyage to Lilliput - Chapters: 1
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| 4 | 5
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Having travelled about three miles, we came to a long kind of building, made
of timber stuck in the ground, and wattled across; the roof was low and covered
with straw. I now began to be a little comforted; and took out some toys, which
travellers usually carry for presents to the savage Indians of America, and
other parts, in hopes the people of the house would be thereby encouraged to
receive me kindly. The horse made me a sign to go in first; it was a large room
with a smooth clay floor, and a rack and manger, extending the whole length
on one side. There were three nags and two mares, not eating, but some of them
sitting down upon their hams, which I very much wondered at; but wondered more
to see the rest employed in domestic business; these seemed but ordinary cattle.
However, this confirmed my first opinion, that a people who could so far civilise
brute animals, must needs excel in wisdom all the nations of the world.
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Part
2 - A Voyage to Brobdingnag - Chapters: 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8
Part
3 - A Voyage to Laputa, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrib, and Japan
- Chapters: 1 | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | 8
| 9 | 10
| 11
Part
4 - A Voyage to the Country of the Houyhnhnms - Chapters: 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 | 11
| 12
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