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Christian
Science
by Mark Twain
a.k.a. Samuel Clemens
(1835-1910)
Preface
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| 9 | Book 2: 1
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| 10 | 11
| 12 | 13
| 14 | 15
| Appendix A | Appendix
B | Appendix C | Appendix
D | Appendix E | Appendix
F | Conclusion
BOOK II
CHAPTER
XV
We may take that
up now.
It is not a single
if, but a several-jointed one; not an oyster, but a vertebrate.
1. Did Mrs. Eddy
borrow from Quimby the Great Idea, or only the little one, the old-timer, the
ordinary mental-healing-healing by "mortal" mind?
2. If she borrowed
the Great Idea, did she carry it away in her head, or in manuscript?
3. Did she hit
upon the Great Idea herself? By the Great Idea I mean, of course, the conviction
that the Force involved was still existent, and could be applied now just as
it was applied by Christ's Disciples and their converts, and as successfully.
4. Did she philosophize it, systematize it, and write it down in a book?
5. Was it she,
and not another, that built a new Religion upon the book and organized it?
I think No. 5 can
be answered with a Yes, and dismissed from the controversy. And I think that
the Great Idea, great as it was, would have enjoyed but a brief activity, and
would then have gone to sleep again for some more centuries, but for the perpetuating
impulse it got from that organized and tremendous force.
As for Nos. 1,
2, and 4, the hostiles contend that Mrs. Eddy got the Great Idea from Quimby
and carried it off in manuscript. But their testimony, while of consequence,
lacks the most important detail; so far as my information goes, the Quimby manuscript
has not been produced. I think we cannot discuss No. 1 and No. 2 profitably.
Let them go.
For me, No. 3 has
a mild interest, and No. 4 a violent one.
As regards No.
3, Mrs. Eddy was brought up, from the cradle, an old- time, boiler-iron, Westminster-Catechism
Christian, and knew her Bible as well as Captain Kydd knew his, "when he
sailed, when he sailed," and perhaps as sympathetically. The Great Idea
had struck a million Bible- readers before her as being possible of resurrection
and application--it must have struck as many as that, and been cogitated, indolently,
doubtingly, then dropped and forgotten--and it could have struck her, in due
course. But how it could interest her, how it could appeal to her-- with her
make this a thing that is difficult to understand.
For the thing back
of it is wholly gracious and beautiful: the power, through loving mercifulness
and compassion, to heal fleshly ills and pains and grief--all--with a word,
with a touch of the hand! This power was given by the Saviour to the Disciples,
and to all the converted. All--every one. It was exercised for generations afterwards.
Any Christian who was in earnest and not a make-believe, not a policy-- Christian,
not a Christian for revenue only, had that healing power, and could cure with
it any disease or any hurt or damage possible to human flesh and bone. These
things are true, or they are not. If they were true seventeen and eighteen and
nineteen centuries ago it would be difficult to satisfactorily explain why or
how or by what argument that power should be nonexistent in Christians now.
To wish to exercise
it could occur to Mrs. Eddy--but would it?
Grasping, sordid,
penurious, famishing for everything she sees--money, power, glory--vain, untruthful,
jealous, despotic, arrogant, insolent, pitiless where thinkers and hypnotists
are concerned, illiterate, shallow, incapable of reasoning outside of commercial
lines, immeasurably selfish--
Of course the Great
Idea could strike her, we have to grant that, but why it should interest her
is a question which can easily overstrain the imagination and bring on nervous
prostration, or something like that, and is better left alone by the judicious,
it seems to me--
Unless we call
to our help the alleged other side of Mrs. Eddy's make and character the side
which her multitude of followers see, and sincerely believe in. Fairness requires
that their view be stated here. It is the opposite of the one which I have drawn
from Mrs. Eddy's history and from her By-laws. To her followers she is this:
Patient, gentle,
loving, compassionate, noble hearted, unselfish, sinless, widely cultured, splendidly
equipped mentally, a profound thinker, an able writer, a divine personage, an
inspired messenger whose acts are dictated from the Throne, and whose every
utterance is the Voice of God.
She has delivered
to them a religion which has revolutionized their lives, banished the glooms
that shadowed them, and filled them and flooded them with sunshine and gladness
and peace; a religion which has no hell; a religion whose heaven is not put
off to another time, with a break and a gulf between, but begins here and now,
and melts into eternity as fancies of the waking day melt into the dreams of
sleep.
They believe it
is a Christianity that is in the New Testament; that it has always been there,
that in the drift of ages it was lost through disuse and neglect, and that this
benefactor has found it and given it back to men, turning the night of life
into day, its terrors into myths, its lamentations into songs of emancipation
and rejoicing.
There we have Mrs.
Eddy as her followers see her. She has lifted them out of grief and care and
doubt and fear, and made their lives beautiful; she found them wandering forlorn
in a wintry wilderness, and has led them to a tropic paradise like that of which
the poet sings:
"O, islands
there are on the face of the deep
Where the leaves never fade and the skies never weep."
To ask them to
examine with a microscope the character of such a benefactor; to ask them to
examine it at all; to ask them to look at a blemish which another person believes
he has found in it--well, in their place could you do it? Would you do it? Wouldn't
you be ashamed to do it? If a tramp had rescued your child from fire and death,
and saved its mother's heart from breaking, could you see his rags? Could you
smell his breath? Mrs. Eddy has done more than that for these people.
They are prejudiced
witnesses. To the credit of human nature it is not possible that they should
be otherwise. They sincerely believe that Mrs. Eddy's character is pure and
perfect and beautiful, and her history without stain or blot or blemish. But
that does not settle it. They sincerely believe she did not borrow the Great
Idea from Quimby, but hit upon it herself. It may be so, and it could be so.
Let it go--there is no way to settle it. They believe she carried away no Quimby
manuscripts. Let that go, too--there is no way to settle it. They believe that
she, and not another, built the Religion upon the book, and organized it. I
believe it, too.
Finally, they believe
that she philosophized Christian Science, explained it, systematized it, and
wrote it all out with her own hand in the book Science and Health.
I am not able to
believe that. Let us draw the line there. The known and undisputed products
of her pen are a formidable witness against her. They do seem to me to prove,
quite clearly and conclusively, that writing, upon even simple subjects, is
a difficult labor for her: that she has never been able to write anything above
third-rate English; that she is weak in the matter of grammar; that she has
but a rude and dull sense of the values of words; that she so lacks in the matter
of literary precision that she can seldom put a thought into words that express
it lucidly to the reader and leave no doubts in his mind as to whether he has
rightly understood or not; that she cannot even draught a Preface that a person
can fully comprehend, nor one which can by any art be translated into a fully
understandable form; that she can seldom inject into a Preface even single sentences
whose meaning is uncompromisingly clear--yet Prefaces are her specialty, if
she has one.
Mrs. Eddy's known
and undisputed writings are very limited in bulk; they exhibit no depth, no
analytical quality, no thought above school composition size, and but juvenile
ability in handling thoughts of even that modest magnitude. She has a fine commercial
ability, and could govern a vast railway system in great style; she could draught
a set of rules that Satan himself would say could not be improved on--for devilish
effectiveness--by his staff; but we know, by our excursions among the Mother-Church's
By-laws, that their English would discredit the deputy baggage-smasher. I am
quite sure that Mrs. Eddy cannot write well upon any subject, even a commercial
one.
In the very first
revision of Science and Health (1883), Mrs. Eddy wrote a Preface which is an
unimpeachable witness that the rest of the book was written by somebody else.
I have put it in the Appendix along with a page or two taken from the body of
the book, and will ask the reader to compare the labored and lumbering and confused
gropings of this Preface with the easy and flowing and direct English of the
other exhibit, and see if he can believe that the one hand and brain produced
both.
And let him take
the Preface apart, sentence by sentence, and searchingly examine each sentence
word by word, and see if he can find half a dozen sentences whose meanings he
is so sure of that he can rephrase them--in words of his own--and reproduce
what he takes to be those meanings. Money can be lost on this game. I know,
for I am the one that lost it.
Now let the reader
turn to the excerpt which I have made from the chapter on "Prayer" (last year's edition of Science and Health), and compare that wise and sane
and elevated and lucid and compact piece of work with the aforesaid Preface,
and with Mrs. Eddy's poetry concerning the gymnastic trees, and Minerva's not
yet effete sandals, and the wreaths imported from Erudition's bower for the
decoration of Plymouth Rock, and the Plague-spot and Bacilli, and my other exhibits (turn back to my Chapters I. and II.) from the Autobiography, and finally with
the late Communication concerning me, and see if he thinks anybody's affirmation,
or anybody's sworn testimony, or any other testimony of any imaginable kind
would ever be likely to convince him that Mrs. Eddy wrote that chapter on Prayer.
I do not wish to
impose my opinion on any one who will not permit it, but such as it is I offer
it here for what it is worth. I cannot believe, and I do not believe, that Mrs.
Eddy originated any of the thoughts and reasonings out of which the book Science
and Health is constructed; and I cannot believe, and do not believe that she
ever wrote any part of that book.
I think that if
anything in the world stands proven, and well and solidly proven, by unimpeachable
testimony--the treacherous testimony of her own pen in her known and undisputed
literary productions--it is that Mrs. Eddy is not capable of thinking upon high
planes, nor of reasoning clearly nor writing intelligently upon low ones.
Inasmuch as--in
my belief--the very first editions of the book Science and Health were far above
the reach of Mrs. Eddy's mental and literary abilities, I think she has from
the very beginning been claiming as her own another person's book, and wearing
as her own property laurels rightfully belonging to that person--the real author
of Science and Health. And I think the reason--and the only reason--that he
has not protested is because his work was not exposed to print until after he
was safely dead.
That with an eye
to business, and by grace of her business talent, she has restored to the world
neglected and abandoned features of the Christian religion which her thousands
of followers find gracious and blessed and contenting, I recognize and confess;
but I am convinced that every single detail of the work except just that one--the
delivery of the Product to the world--was conceived and performed by another.
Preface
| Book 1: 1 | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | 8
| 9 | Book 2: 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 | 11
| 12 | 13
| 14 | 15
| Appendix A | Appendix
B | Appendix C | Appendix
D | Appendix E | Appendix
F | Conclusion