by Peggy Edmund and Harold W. Williams, compilers
DENTISTS
The dentist is one who pulls out the teeth of others to obtain employment for his own.
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One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."—Everybody's.
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One said a tooth drawer was a kind of unconscionable trade, because his trade was nothing else but to take away those things whereby every man gets his living.—Haglitt
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