Quotes About and by Cute Guys

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If you see a really cute guy and want to approach him, what would you do? Turn on your charm and hope that he notices you, or go right up to him and ask him out? Whatever you do, you need to know how guys think. Here are some cute guy quotes to get you started. Work your way into the mind of cute guys and you will never go wrong with your approach.

  • Alphonse Karr: "If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more daring."
  • Mark Twain: "Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind."
  • William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing: "O, what men dare do! What men may do! What men daily do, not knowing what they do!"
  • Mason Cooley: "Young men preen. Old men scheme."
  • Robert Elliott Gonzales: "Even the most staid and respectable husband likes for his wife to think he is a devil among the women."
  • Francesca M. Cancian: "Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler."
  • George Bernard Shaw: "Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power."
  • Julius Charles Hare: "The greatest truths are the simplest, and so are the greatest men."
  • Karen Blixen: "What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning, with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?"
  • Jean Giraudoux: "When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome."
  • Buddha: "A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker."
  • Oscar Wilde: "A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position."
  • Buddha: "A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so he escapes the suffering."
  • Will Cuppy: "All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people."
  • Albert Einstein: "Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking."
  • Richard J. Needham: "Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do -- fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible."
  • Anais Nin: "I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."
  • Linda Ellerbee: "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
  • Rita Mae Brown: "If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle."
  • Henry David Thoreau: "In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, they had better aim at something high."
  • Helen Rowland: "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him."
  • Groucho Marx: "Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
  • Jim Backus: "Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success."
  • Laura Swenson: "Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks."
  • Kathleen Mifsud: "Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
  • Carrie Latet: "Men like a woman with a daring tongue. That's a double-entendre, which reminds me they also like a menage a trois."
  • Ninon de Lenclos: "Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman."
  • Roger Woddis: "Men play the game; women know the score."
  • E. H. Chapin, Living Words: "Physically, man is but an atom in space and a pulsation in time. Spiritually, the entire outward universe receives significance from him, and the scope of his existence stretches beyond the stars."
  • Maureen Murphy: "Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit."
  • Gloria Steinem: "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
  • Francis Bacon: "The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall."
  • Natalie Wood: "The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."